We are looking to hire two Executive Assistants. You can live and work anywhere in the United States. We’ll provide you all the tools. If you are an exceptional writer and listener who is detail-oriented, technically savvy, a fast-typist who loves research, loves to write and wants to work hard and learn then we can teach you whatever you need to know to do the job well. What we can’t teach you is what matters most: no drama, a put-me-in-coach attitude who cares deeply about the details and loves the satisfaction of finishing work at the highest level of excellence.

If you find all your family and friends seem to be slightly annoyed by you most of your life because of your obsession for “putting the stamp on straight”, spreading your peanut butter evenly and to the bread’s edge, your deep loathing of typos, your need to write in full sentences on social media (because let’s face it, English is beautiful) and because life is poetry and you believe “how you do something is how you do everything” then by gum you could be just what we’ve been looking for. Write us and explain why we must hire you immediately. We’re an EOE and hire people for their character, competitive drive, integrity, loyalty, kindness, desire to keep learning and a personal work ethic. Do you take the time to put the shopping cart back into the queue or wedge it against the nearest tree when you’re done? It’s the little things that are the big things. If you care more because — why live life otherwise — we want to meet you.

We can teach you all the other stuff. That’s the easy part. Our firm motto: “Life is about planting a tree under whose shade you shall never sit.” Make each day brilliant. And let’s have some fun and get to work.

Please visit our website for more information on who we are and what we are up to: www.minardcapital.com